Easter memes

Categories: cartoons\memes, entertainment, holidays, humor | Leave a comment

Autis-meme Awareness Day

Categories: Advocacy\volunteer, art, Autism, cartoons\memes, entertainment, Health, holidays, humor | Leave a comment

Memes: Valentines Day

Categories: Autism, cartoons\memes, entertainment, Gay rights, holidays, humor | Leave a comment

Photos: Merry Christ-meme

image hipster-santa santa-memes16 15492427_1444988052218613_4478665726774639350_n 15349829_1879521808944855_5259230017758782111_n 15327275_665398690294226_1825512596922673315_n zi161216 15220084_597078093832398_9192662407959725718_n 15241961_597062173833990_3181733499657238808_n santa-marx-meme funny-memes-santa-claus-was-real-until 15095539_597088313831376_392096500681290976_n

Categories: cartoons\memes, entertainment, humor | Leave a comment

Photos: Two weeks until Christmas

15327403_1280520908688947_3639519994594724365_n 15327275_665398690294226_1825512596922673315_n 15350450_589863604552706_8567640617093658226_n 15350573_668610936639668_3072675731325699615_n 15337615_669218643245564_1412390678481069262_n 12347705_1064569600266635_6183954065543221164_n 15326497_1346449672078625_9188597117644707691_n 15078662_580232542182479_9218774223838521516_n war_on_christmas_rebuttal 14947638_1518244954868813_8951375078777648809_n

Categories: cartoons\memes, entertainment, holidays, humor | Leave a comment

Photos: Yes, there’s a theme here

14993498_1071822392929948_7556689419708694237_n img_1572 15027877_1167755653305033_8292375406710524674_n 15192780_1169721889775076_5380514631801904985_n15267521_1684634968515036_5040520798659032454_n 15078995_10158458794185377_4366483804011024463_n 4-weeks-til-christmas img_1752 aun161121 1000302

Categories: cartoons\memes, entertainment, holidays, humor | Leave a comment

Photo: Happy Thanksgiving


Categories: cartoons\memes, entertainment, holidays, humor, movies, television | Leave a comment

Photos: More Nov-meme-ber

14925714_722923754526531_6169021818209854141_n img_1689 little-bird-pic 13177903_1365340383480433_5742226570230813654_n 13882293_981302858634395_2545875522144223994_n 13907083_859816960839801_7037810391831733148_n 13501592_1692038507716307_4863705542250560780_n 14232388_1273848122657879_1740217690088513782_n 14502782_1806636649548940_7862010244567249593_n img_1657 14906873_1252965694753917_3662193695369271129_n img_1683

Categories: cartoons\memes, entertainment, humor | Leave a comment

Photos: Nov-meme-ber

zi161031 13393903_1124436914265943_1675206502083509186_n 10801486_304573736402234_8898521719971514462_n 15027732_10154542963918382_541678181403368504_ntmplu161106 14908163_1258545847535234_7341950717922121987_n

Categories: cartoons\memes, entertainment, humor | Leave a comment

Commentary: What not to post

Some site called “Thrillist” posted a story this morning titled: Things no self-respecting adult should be doing on Facebook.


Posting “chain” statuses – I don’t give a fuck how badly “Tweety\Tinkerbell\Random Fucking Butterfly wants to fly,” I’m not sharing your stupid schmaltzy graphic. Same goes for “I want to see this photo of my kid holding a(n) Autism\Cerebral Palsy\Childhood Leukemia awareness sign on EVERY wall on Facebook” or pretty much any other picture that tells me to “Hit LIKE and SHARE if you agree. :D”

Being an annoyingly over-enthusiastic, semi-delusional sports fan – GOOOOOO C-A-N-E-S cuz we’re #1 and it’s ALL about The ||_||

Posting pictures and/or bragging about drinking/drug use – Father was a RAGING alcoholic so I learned THAT lesson pretty early on (and then was forced into rehab which never believed I never drank anything and thus I was labeled as a “liar\in denial” for the length of my stay)

… and then apologizing for it the next day – I NEVER got an apology for the awful things dad did when he was drunk (as it was always – ALWAYS – MY fault). Other people prescribe to the same philosophy as my likes to say “no-one mistreats you for ‘no reason’ – you obviously GAVE them a reason otherwise they wouldn’t have acted like that! Gah, grow up and take some responsibility for YOUR actions!”

Sending multiple invites to your art show/improv show/band’s gig – Did I mention I have a FB page for this blog?

Treating your profile like your personal blog – Soo yeah, they want me to log onto WordPress and write a 10-15 word post? I have tried turning “overly long” FB posts into blog posts before, and it never works.

Friending people you don’t actually know – One of the things I took away from my disasterous Chicago trip is we don’t “actually know” ANYONE.

Sending out a million invites to Farmville – But Zynga said if I post it on my wall, my friends WILL help me out. They didn’t. They don’t. They never fucking will. That’s one of the reasons I quit my FB\mobile gaming blog.

Bragging excessively\Bragging Humbly – This is blog “will NEVER have any fuking followers, ur a pethatic LOSER and no-one will tek ur fuking joke of a blog srsly!”

Posting cryptic messages or lyrics that nobody gets – I hate having to guess what people are posting about just for them to say “oh no, nuthin lik that I was listening to music while I was on FB lolz”

Selfies, of any variety – Not on THIS blog. I’ve seen how mine come out, and you don’t want to.

Going on rambling, incoherent political rants – I USED to post stuff like that here (and considered starting a spin-off blog for that kind of material), but I realized that’s not the point of this blog. If I ever figure out what the point of this blog IS, I’ll let you know.

Talking bad about your job (past or present) – The ONLY outside jobs I ever had was a 30-day stint at McDonalds, sweeping floors at Benchmark Young Adult School and a freelance gig at The Miami Hurricane. Literally, every other job I had was self-employed.

Posting cheesy motivational statuses/pictures – Fuck you. That’s the reason I created this blog’s Facebook page in the first place.

Giving a shit about relationship statuses – Nope, but people REALLY hate when you assume they’re still married to their ex. They also hate that you know their “relationship status” at all – even though they’re the ones posting about it.

Desperately begging for someone to hang out with you – That was how I got to Chicago, and I think I mentioned how well THAT went. Now if people want to hang out with me (ha), they can do so. If not, their loss.

Annoyingly self-promoting – Did I mention I have a FB page for this blog?

Blocking your relatives – Believe me after what happened at Bay Lake Towers (and the resulting fallout from it), I strongly considered it, but then only proving THEIR point. They are more than free to “block” me, I don’t gaf.

Oversharing – I can’t stand “wow, look at this steak I made for dinner” posts or when people get into overly detailed posts about their sex lives as I really don’t need to read that.


A couple things they forgot:

Clickbait – It seems like every page I subscribe to is loaded with headlines like: “This picture looks normal, but look closer!” “Everything seemed normal until the doctor found THIS – MY HEART JUST BROKE!” and “They didn’t suspect anything unusual until THIS happened – SHOCKING!

Not to brag, but you won’t find shit like that on my page. Annoying demotivating memes and depressing cartoons? Yes. Clickbait? No.

Angry\Libelous posts – I’ve been the victim of quite a few of these – often because they are pissed off at something they did to me but are outright lying about it so that everyone can see what an asshole I allegedly was to them (correcting the record makes me look like an even bigger asshole, not correcting it only confirms it – it’s a lose-lose) or something that has absolutely NOTHING to do with me, but again  blamed on me anyway cuz I obviously and this is “karma” for that.


Basically, the lesson is: Don’t post anything on Facebook, don’t friend anyone, and delete your account.

Categories: Advocacy\volunteer, Chicago, editorials, humor, Illinois, Internet\FB, news, ramblings, writing | Leave a comment

Create a free website or blog at